Mystery Science Theater 3000

‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ review: ‘Yongary’

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 11, Episode 9 “Yongary” Available on Netflix GRADE: A When you think “Kaiju”, you don’t think of the UK or Denmark…hell, even South Korea seems unlikely because North Korea would just launch a bunch of missiles at the ocean in retaliation. But, we got “Gorgo” from the UK and “Reptillicus”…

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‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ review: ‘Starcrash’

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 11, Episode 6 “Starcrash” Available on Netflix GRADE: B+ “Starcrash” is the only film I’ve seen which has David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer in its cast and doesn’t involve natural disasters while Hasselhoff runs through a burning building in bell bottoms while attempting to rescue his boss (presumably played by Plummer)…

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‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ review: ‘Avalanche’

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 11, Episode 4 “Avalanche” Available on Netflix GRADE: B- We’ve seen 60’s camp and we’ve been through 80’s awfulness…so what’s left? The 70’s! Rock Hudson and Mia Farros star in “Avalanche”…and I feel compelled to mention that Steven Franken from last week’s experiment, “The Time Travelers” returns here as “McDade”,…

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‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ review: ‘Cry Wilderness’

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 11, Episode 2 “Cry Wilderness” Available on Netflix GRADE: A- How terrible is “Cry Wilderness”, the second film featured in the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 series? Aside from not having much of a cinematic footprint (seriously, check out IMDB and Wikipedia; this sucker is bare bones), it’s like “Pod People”, “Boggy Creek…